Bad book titles and author jokes

What are some funny fictional book titles and authors you. Ever since bookseller magazine praised the book proceedings of the second international workshop on nude mice in 1978, its diagram prize for oddest title of the year has rewarded the weirdest. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, a book of bad jokes, pitiful puns, woeful wordplay and ridiculous riddles is intended to be a text every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Daft authors and book titles mumblingnerds mumbling blog.

Of course i think ive made up about half of these, but theyve probably all been done before. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to authors last name. Theres a reason that book puns show up on fun tshirts, tote bags, and mugs. Please do not read on if you are under 16 andor easily offended. Actual questions asked of librarians libary jokes and oneliners the 10 shortest books ever written top 10 forbidden library titles for children funny library rules two short, clean, silly, funny, library jokes actual questions asked of librarians. However, there are some that stop you in your tracks and make you wonder, what in the world were they thinking. Just for fun quiz bad funny author jokes random just for fun or author quiz match each book title with its funny author. The american book how to make bigger and better elephants the japanese book how to make smaller and cheaper elephants the greek book how to sell elephants for a lot of money the finnish book what do elephants think about finnish people the german book a short introduction to elephants, vol 16. Feb 21, 2020 i find these book titles funny, whether it be the title itself or the choice of cover illustrations, i find the humour in it.

Maybe youre wooing that smart girl in calculus class. Have fun with this collection of funny book title jokes. The smith family was very proud of the fact that their ancestors had come to america on the mayflower. Here are thirty hilarious book titles that make me wonder what exactly the authors were thinking when they wrote them. The book urges husbands to devote time explaining things like. When texas author and librarian pamela skjolsvik realized how many book events would be canceled after the nationwide shelterinplace orders, she sprang into action. Some of these cookies are essential to the operation of the site, while others help to improve your experience by providing insights into how the site is being used. It is a compilation of bad stories, drawings, rhymes and poems about such quirky characters like bad baby, and bad daddy doing such bad things like missthrowing knives, and blowing up objects and people at christmas. He was attached to his position by the strongest of ties and his death came. Due to his poor diet and deteriorating health, he suffered from very bad breath. For whatever reason, youre here looking for the best math jokes, and here are my favorites from reddit, twitter, online, and told to me by my silliest, geekiest friends.

School jokes for kids halloween jokes for kids elephant jokes for kids online kids madlibs. A book called current trends in wiring your house turned out to be a shocking failure. Funny card game jokes and puns will make you laugh. Funny quotes about writing and writers funny jokes. Book titles jokes find our set of funny book title jokes below. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a smile to our face, for instance read more. Amidst a tangled web we used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is that i still think theyre funny now. Funny book titles jokes and humor from school jokes, teacher jokes, pupil jokes and more. Dating for under a dollar by blair tolman keep in mind that dating for under a dollar was published over a decade ago in 1999. Sep 21, 2011 15 most ridiculous book titles ever if youve ever strolled down the aisles of your local book store, you are well aware that not every book title on the shelves is a gem. Sep 12, 20 25 jokes only book nerds will understand. Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the authors name in a humorous way.

Funny book titles thatll add some laughter and some cringing to your day. The best bad books for kids tuck yourself in tonight with one of these classic bad childrens books. Match each book title with its funny author test your knowledge on this just for fun quiz to see how you do and compare your score to others. The best reads from the 2020 quarantine book club readers. It contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. Held hostage by italian terrorists aldo anything jg 40. Greatuncle clarence occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution. This list has had a major infusion of names which begin with 2 initials, based on a joint effort between john. Jul 20, 2019 explore kayscott71s board inappropriate book titles. Use the website links after the jokes to read the jokes on those pages. Terry bull bad falls by eileen dover bad gardeners. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles. Karens dad jokes this book is one of the best joke and pun collections i have ever had the pleasure to listen. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie.

Richard lederer, st pauls school one of the fringe benefits of being an english or history teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. And the funny book titles of the year are readers digest. He is the author of the very embarrassing book of dad jokes. Funny pictures, jokes and funny memes sharing website to make others laugh. Its also full of books that make me wonder if humanity has lost its grip on reality. If you have hired in the past landscape gardeners for projects that ended up costing you tens of s of dollars then that other alternative is to make it effortlessly from right here your way simply because, in the finish and without this information, projects usually value far more and took longer than anticipated. Thats more than enough to buy a candy bar or a small order of fast food fries. Welcome to for more information about the current books and annoucements for new book releases, you can leave your email below. Funny book titles and authors names lighter side of. The wrong girl uvi poznansky book boyfriend series collectors edition boxed set erin noelle book from net titles search book titles search book i part ii. Boys life will send you this patch for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho, improve them, but all submissions will be duly credited.

Book puns are not only good for a laugh or an eye roll. This handout teaches your students how to make funny puns using book titles and author names that should make you laugh. Quentin crisp practically everybody in new york has half a mind to write a book, and does. Quiz by pabramoff bad funny author jokes quiz by pabramoff. A large collection of files with dumb jokes, witty oneliners, new definitions for words, and groanable puns. Download it once and read it on your kindle device, pc, phones or tablets.

Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe book riot. Incorrect book the list contains an incorrect book please specify the title of the book. Some of the people who wrote these funny book titles might have been absentminded and out of touch, but it could also have to do with changing word use in the english language. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content inside. This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. If you enjoyed these cheesy book puns, make sure to pass them along to another fellow book lover. An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

Book 9 a libertarian paradise total health publications book bites. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. If good books did good, the world would have been converted. Of all the possible ways to lose a pet, this is not one i was prepared for. Read funny book titles from the story random jokes by screaminbloodymurder grace with 5,497 reads. Funny titles of books that were never written with good reason.

Find below over 40 hilarious, cringeworthy, and funny book titles. A book of bad jokes, pitiful puns, woeful wordplay and. Night in the kraken cult by malfeore serrang, piratemage of tethyr. Nevertheless he was highly respected as an important spiritual leader. Making puns using book titles and authors by happyedugator. Dec 30, 2018 of course, the concept of making fake book titles is not new, as paperback paradise has been posting hilarious covers for quite a while now, but i hadnt felt the urge to try my hand at them myself. After voicing their concerns to the author, he assured them that he could handle everything tactfully. If youve ever strolled down the aisles of your local book store, you are well aware that not every book title on the shelves is a gem.

Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen. This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself. Clearly, i have nothing better to do today than have a giggle at how easy it is to be really stupid. Library about author steve hanson steve hanson is the author of the dax and zippa series, monsters midnight feast, wizards in the west, butterflies dont chew bubblegum and the whens.

This colourful and amusing posterprint features 150 batty book jokes with made up play on the name authors inspiringly matched to imaginary book titles. Spread the humour silly book titles silly book titles there are several ways to view the topic of silly book titles. The bad book is a 2004 book by andy griffiths, who wrote the novel the day my bum went psycho, with terry denton, who also did the illustrations. The first one, from the 5th edition monster manual. Book title joke 15 grow your own vegetables by rosa carrotts. Oct 11, 2017 maybe youre wooing that smart girl in calculus class. Spam or selfpromotional the list is spam or selfpromotional. Love opens the valley of emptiness daniel ferguson book i part iii, love opens the valley of emptiness daniel.

See more ideas about book title, funny and childrens books. Home writer jokes book jokes editorpublisher jokes internet sayings cartoons how to write jokes links. Id explain these to everyone else, but i would prefer not to. Because dads arent as funny as they think they are. So join me in a quick gigglefest of some of the crazy book covers and really weird book titles i stumbled on earlier today. Will break up the second they leave selfisolation and i sure hope its a joke.

I heard that amazon has started a program to try to get people to trade in their old bound books to get an electronic reader. Theyre great for libraries, for teachers, and for other book lovers who want to find clever, catchy ways to draw attention to books and reading. Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people. Inappropriate the list including its title or description facilitates illegal activity, or contains hate speech or ad hominem attacks on a fellow goodreads member or author. As a legacy for their children, they hired a topnotch author to research and write a book about their family history. Book jokes and humor from school jokes, teacher jokes, pupil jokes and more. Advantageous by benny fishall a history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i. Book puns, a humor site featuring funny book titles and name pun authors. Does my ass look big classic childrens books bad childrens books funny books for kids. When the book came out, the section on greatuncle clarence read. Book title joke 14 the post script by adeline extra. With this massive collection of book title and author jokes you can make everyone laugh.